Have any of you seen that new micro-series on cartoon network? No? Then, by all means, allow me. Lucasfilm Ltd. has decided that the time of animation is at hand and they don't want to be left out by any means, so what do they do? They've gotten antsy and decided that we should know a bit more about the Clone Wars before the third installment of George's vision is released for our viewing pleasure. Now, I've seen the first four of the series and it is, by all accounts, micro. The animation is fantastic, but the art and character design leaves one wanting (sorry George). So far, though, the story is quite addicting, as can be expected from Lucas' brain.* If you haven't seen any, go over to cartoonnetwork.com and check them out... they were kind enough to put them online for the poor saps like me, stuck working graveyard and hardpressed for time in front of the television.

With that fresh pot of info steaming from your cups, I leave you with this... a pill has been created that you can ingest in order to keep your flatulence smelling better than that rancid evil you can only enjoy from your own factory. These revolutionary pills will finally give the ladies a chance to keep up with the fellas and not hide the fact that they, much as they's like to deny, also pass gas. Now we can exchange these flatulents with the pride to be had for a loud, full bodied, seat-rumbling fart... and we can all sit around and sniff to our hearts' content! Yay, science!